thominos:

This is for the sweetheart over at SterekHobrienFics.

A little birdy told me that you could use some cheering up after the events of late, and that you dig wolf!derek and pretend relationships.

I hope a fic rec of both tropes will help you feel even a tiny bit better♥…

thebetterworldfight:

nightcheesecake:

devouringyourmind:

annchevealle:

marvelously-chaotic:

kingsxoqueens:

😏

Michelle Obama 💁💯

GOALS

and her media coverage is almost EXCLUSIVELY on what she’s wearing

^^^Right?! Seriously? I mean, we love your wardrobe, seriously, but come on…

cupcake-fallen-angel:

siren-calling-you:

blamenargles:

I’m pretty sure this has been on my blog like 12 different times but I will never not reblog this

I absolutely love this

How have I never seen this

tyleroakley:

i never want to lose this video

jonasbrothers:

cokeflow:

Shrek came out 13 years ago

I didn’t know shrek was gay

sgtsweetcheeks:

simonschusterca:

Tired of using old receipts to mark the page you’re on?

Here are 10 wonderful bookmarks for the literary-lover.

I have those adorable sprout bookmarks and I love them and my favourite thing to do is hold the one I’m using between my teeth while I’m reading.

bold your favorites

1. Coca Cola, Pepsi, Sprite, Mountain Dew or Dr. Pepper? 
2. Cats, dogs, horses, lizards or hamsters?
3. TV, cinema, computer, iPod or gaming console?
4. Rock, rap, pop, metal or punk?
5. Black, white, blue, red or green? 
6. Salad, hamburger, ice cream, chips or fruit?
7. Kindergarten, elementary, junior high, high school or college?
8. United States, Canada, Australia, France or England
9. Swimming, fishing, tanning, theme parks or camping?
10. Snowball fights, snowmen, snow angels, sledding or ice skating?
11. English, math, science, history or art?
12. Gummy worms, lollipops, gum, chocolate bars or cotton candy?
13. Xbox 360, Gamecube, Playstation, Nintendo Wii or Handheld?
14. Facebook, WordPress, Tumblr, YouTube or Google?
15. Cute guys, tough guys, smart guys, hot guys or GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS
16. Flats, heels, uggs, flip flops or skater shoes
17. Early morning, noon, early afternoon, late afternoon or evening?
18. Bathroom, living room, bedroom, kitchen or attic?
19. Face-to-face, home phone, cell phone, instant messenger or twitter?
20. Skinny jeans, flared jeans, capris, shorts or skirts?
21. T-shirt, hoodies, tank top, tube top or halter top?
22. McDonald’s, Wendy’s, KFC, Burger King or Dairy Queen?
23. Car, airplane, train, boat or walking?
24. Coffee, tea, water, milk or soda?
25. Drama, comedy, horror, action/adventure or thriller?

tagged → #meme #me

meisterful:

drochfaol:

ryancrobert:

sexybritishllama:

no cough syrup

you are not ‘grape flavoured’

have you ever tasted a grape

you taste like death and the tears of small children

not fucking grape

wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself

#i can no longer tell what is and isn’t a joke on tumblr any more

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